Why do babies cry so loud?
Was I a tiny baby too?
Did I poop a lot?
Why did you marry daddy?
I don't want siblings, I'd have to share my toys with them.
Mummy didn't listen to me, she gave me boy siblings. They're called brothers. I call them the reasons I'm going to die a miserable death at 9 years.
Why do I have to wear that to church?
Does she look prettier than me?
Why did that woman look at you like that?
Why do I have to go to the children's section?
Why can't I sing in the big church?
Why do I have to monitor my brothers?
They never listen to me!
I think I'm old enough to visit my friends, don't you?
Why do I have to take them with me?
Why should I not hang with the boys?
But they're my classmates!
I think I like Micheal?
No, it's Oduns I like?
Why do I have to pretend to not know more than my classmates?
Even the seniors are a dumb lot.
Why do they call me ajebo?
I can ride tyres too!
Why does everyone assume I'm good at maths and think that my mom is a pastor?
Ugh.
What's this one saying?
How does he get all the girls to listen to him?
Can they not see how ugly he is?
I bet he doesn't even know where Moldova is.
What does this one know about sex?
Why should this older person be pestering my life?
I'm a small child o!
Abi is it because of my early blooming characteristics?
Can boys sniff out girls that have started seeing their period?
Is that truly a thing?
Wow.
I'm attracted to fine boys that smell nice and have great legs with plenty brains.
Do I try to fit in with the rest of the class?
So what if I'm bossy?
What do they think of me?
Am I so bad?
I'm trying my darnedest to not be judgemental, but people!
My jaw is dropping on a daily basis.
Is it true she only passed because she was his niece?
Man!
Why aren't the boys noticing me?
Should I really be bothered about that?
My crew is a motley one.
Web.
A tangled web, that's the best way to describe it.
School is hard!
Did I feel sad today?
I think I cried when nobody was looking.
Is it so hard to be normal?
What is normal sef?
It is relative, no?
Girls?
Girls!
Oh, well.
Us, pedestal folks will stick to our stands.
I like Corinthian pillars sha.
Whew.
What am I going to do with my life?
Hey, God.
I'm back, and I'm waving.
Where am I going from here?
The End.
There folks.
A very summative summary of all of my years on earth.
Yes, this isn't fiction.
And I'd appreciate it if we kept this between us.
Pax.
I found this photo on Pexels.
It belongs to MALENS, awesome portfolio he has.
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