Light up,
Inhale, take a long drag,
Slowly exhale.
Repeat.
Subtle hints are the thing to look out for,
That's when you know you've got quality on your hands.
Drag, slowly exhale
Repeat.
I have learned a few tricks, and so,
I show off.
Mouth, nose, smoke rings,
It's like a steam engine here.
Puff, puff, puff.
I like the things I like.
Wanna hear some?
I like tobacco.
I like cigarettes.
I like coffee.
Stimulants are my oxygen.
I like vodka.
I like spirits.
I like beer with just a hint of tequila.
You can never go wrong with alcohol.
I like boys.
I like girls.
I like sex.
I just cannot say no.
I like rap.
I like rock.
I play ballads in the shower.
I swear I have won the bathroom Grammys thrice.
I like money.
I like spending.
I like saving.
I don't like people.
I like pictures.
Sultry, sun kissed,
fresh from a shower.
I hate my face.
I like punches.
I like slaps.
I like belts.
I've got soft skin.
I, I, I.
I'm a chronicle of I's.
There's never been a we.
And there'll never be.
Drag,
Slowly exhale.
This dealer is going on my Christmas list.
The End.
P.S. Whew.
Was this too much?
The theme here is Escapism.
Well, the central theme that is.
And I did forget to mention the picture belongs to Steve Johnson on Pexels.
This was too much for me😂
ReplyDeleteLol.
ReplyDeleteI apologize sir.
Try to drink plenty water to wash it down.
Did you write this?
ReplyDeleteYes, I did.
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